Dear Ogre,
Fear not - the pub with the food (The Builders' Arms - the Sunday night one) was of the heterosexual variety (I think!) - it was the Saturdy night pub (The Queen's Head) that was of concern. It did serve very good beer though - and very reasonably priced...
Oh no! What am I saying?!
Yours,
Furst von Blucher von Wahlstaedt